04/09/2021 from DailyJokes
#14641
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself,
“What if I fell off my bicycle, the bottle would break”.
So, I drank all the Scotch before I road home.
It turned out to be a very good decision,
because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.