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Daily Joke: Santa And His Two Friends Are Talking At A Bar

12/27/2023 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Santa And His Two Friends Are Talking At A Bar

Santa and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says,

‘I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.’

His second friend says,

‘I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.’

Santa says,

‘I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.’

Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

‘No I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.’

Funny +26
-36 Not Funny
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