07/15/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20859
A Boeing 777 was lumbering along at just under 500 mph at 33,000 feet when a cocky F-16 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.
The young F-16 pilot decided to show off. On his state-of-the-art radio, he told the 777 pilot, “Hey, Captain, watch this.”
He did a barrel roll, climbed straight up, then came screaming down with a sonic boom.
The F-16 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that.
The 777 pilot replied, “That was truly impressive, but watch this.”
The 777 chugged along steadily for about 5 minutes. Then the pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”
Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”
The 777 pilot chuckled, “I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll, and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five-star hotel paid for by the company.”
