06/13/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20640
Elon Musk, Tiger Woods, the Pope, and a college student are on an airplane.
The plane is going down, the pilots bailed,and it’s going to crash.
There are 4 of them and only 3 parachutes.
Tiger Woods says, “I’m the best golfer in the world, I think I should get a parachute.”
Everyone agrees, and Tiger Woods takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Elon Musk says, “I’m the smartest man in the world, I think I should get a parachute.”
Everyone agrees, and Elon Musk jumps out of the plane.
The pope tells the college student, “My son, take this last parachute and live a long happy life.”
The college student says, “We can both go. The smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”
