01/05/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21652
Two eighty-year-old pensioners decide to take a stroll down memory lane and revisit the place where they first met.
While sitting at a café, the old gentleman says, “Do you remember the first time we met here, over fifty years ago? We left this café, went around the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you the time of your life.”
“Oh yes, dear, I remember it very well,” the old lady replies with a mischievous smile.
“Well then, for old times’ sake, let’s go back there and do it again.”
They settle the bill and head off. A young man nearby, having overheard the conversation, can’t help but follow along out of curiosity.
Behind the gas works, the old lady lifts her dress and grabs the fence. The old man steps in, and what follows is ten minutes of the most energetic, unstoppable action the young man has ever witnessed. Movement everywhere, not a pause, not a breath spared. When it’s finally over, the couple collapse and lie still for a full hour.
The young man is absolutely speechless. He’s never seen anything like it in his life.
When the couple eventually get dressed, the young man gathers his courage and approaches the old man.
“Sir,” he says, “that was unbelievable. I’ve never seen anything like that, especially at your age. What’s your secret? Could you do that fifty years ago?”
The old man grins and replies, “Not a chance, son. Fifty years ago, that fence wasn’t electrified.”
