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Daily Joke: An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky And Eats A Mouse

01/02/2023 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: An Eagle Swoops Down From The Sky And Eats A Mouse

An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse.

Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle’s b*tt and asks,

“How high up are we?”

“About 2,000 feet,” the eagle replies.

The mouse replies,

“You ain’t sh*ttin’ me, are you?”

Funny +56
-79 Not Funny
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