01/10/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21672
A couple decide they need a guard dog.
So the man goes to a pet shop and tells an employee, “I’m looking for a dog to protect our apartment.”
The employee smiles and says, “I’ve got the perfect dog for you,” then brings out a Chihuahua.
The man frowns. “I need a dog that can guard our place and scare off burglars. A Chihuahua can’t do that.”
“Oh, this isn’t an ordinary Chihuahua,” the employee says. “This is an attack Chihuahua. Let me show you.”
She points at a chair and commands, “Attack Chihuahua, chair!”
To the man’s amazement, the Chihuahua absolutely demolishes the chair, leaving nothing but splinters.
“Wow,” the man says, “but I still think we need a real guard dog.”
“Are you sure?” the employee replies. “Watch this. Attack Chihuahua, table!”
Once again, the Chihuahua completely destroys the table.
“Alright, alright,” the man says. “I’ll take it.”
When he brings the dog home, his wife is furious.
“Why on earth did you buy a Chihuahua?” she shouts.
“Because this is no ordinary Chihuahua,” he says proudly. “This is an attack Chihuahua!”
She rolls her eyes and snaps, “Attack Chihuahua, my ass!”
