01/06/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21657
A frog hops into a bank and slides up to the teller.
He glances at her nameplate: Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack,” he croaks, “I’d like to borrow $30,000 for a tropical getaway.”
Patty blinks. “And your name is…?”
“Kermit Jagger,” he says proudly. “My dad? Mick Jagger. And I’m tight with the bank manager — you can trust me.”
Patty sighs. “Loan rules are rules. You’ll need collateral.”
The frog nods. “No problem.” He pulls out a tiny, glossy pink porcelain elephant — about an inch tall, flawless craftsmanship.
Patty stares. “This… is your collateral?”
She takes it to the manager’s office, holding it up like a mystery artifact.
“There’s a frog named Kermit Jagger out there,” she says. “Claims he knows you. Wants $30K. Says this little pink elephant is his ‘security.’”
The manager looks at the elephant… then at Patty.
He smiles.
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack.
Give the frog the loan — his old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
