04/15/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20386
A man was worried that his wife might not be telling the truth about something.
He went to a pet store and told the owner about his concerns.
The shop owner said, “I have a very special parrot that can tell you everything that happens in your house.”
The parrot couldn’t use its legs, so it held onto its perch in a unique way.
Even though the man wasn’t sure, he decided to take the parrot home.
At the end of the first day, the man asked the bird, “Did anything happen today?”
The parrot replied, “Yes, the milkman came over.”
The man asked, “What happened after that?”
The parrot answered, “I’m not sure… I got too excited and slipped off my perch.”
