05/11/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20490
A monkey’s chilling in a tree, puffin’ on a joint, when a lizard waddles by, looks up, and goes, “Yo, what are you doing up there?”
The monkey squints down, holds up the joint like a trophy, and says, “Getting baked, bro. Climb up and hit this.”
So the lizard climbs up, plops down next to the monkey, and they toke together like jungle philosophers. A few puffs in, the lizard’s eyes are bloodshot, and he goes, “Man… my mouth’s drier than the Sahara. I need water.”
He stumbles down the tree, stoned out of his little reptile mind, and makes his way to the river. But when he leans in for a drink—SPLASH!—he falls right in.
A crocodile sees this baked lizard flailing around like it’s his first swimming lesson and helps him out. “Dude,” the croc says, “what happened to you?”
The lizard, still dazed, says, “I was up in a tree, getting high with a monkey, and next thing I know… boom—river!”
The croc’s like, “Okay, now I have to see this,” and he lumbers off into the jungle. Sure enough, he finds the monkey still in the tree, finishing off his joint, looking like a guru on cloud nine.
The croc looks up and says, “Hey! You!”
The monkey squints, blinks, and goes, “Wooooah… how much water did you drink?!”
