06/12/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20617
An owner had a racehorse that had never won a race.
Finally, the owner lost patience and warned the horse, “Either you win this afternoon, or you’ll be pulling a milk wagon tomorrow morning.”
That afternoon, the horse was lined up with the others in the starting gate. As the stalls opened, the rest of the field raced away, but the owner saw his horse fast asleep on the track.
Angrily, he ran over, kicked the horse, and yelled, “Why are you sleeping?”
The horse wearily lifted its head and replied, “I have to get up at three in the morning.”
