11/28/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16647
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks,
“Momma, why is my name Rose?”
The mommy cow replies,
“Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The next calf comes up and asks,
“Momma, why is my name Lily?”
The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.”
The third baby comes up and asks,
“Momma, why is my name Daisy?”
The momma cow again replies
” Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head.”
The final baby walks over and says, “Duh huh guh nuh!”
The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock.”
