02/07/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21771
A duck waddles into a small convenience store one afternoon, strolls right up to the counter, and politely asks the clerk, “Excuse me, do you have any grapes?”
The clerk blinks, confused. “No… we don’t sell grapes here.”
The duck nods calmly and waddles out.
The next day, right around the same time, the duck comes back. He walks straight to the counter and asks again, “Do you have any grapes?”
Now the clerk is a little annoyed. “No, we still don’t have grapes.”
The duck shrugs and leaves without another word.
On the third day, the duck returns yet again. Same routine. Same question.
“Do you have any grapes?”
This time the clerk snaps. “That’s it! You’ve come in here three days in a row asking for grapes, and every single time I’ve told you we don’t sell grapes! We’re a convenience store, not a fruit market! If you come back in here again and ask me for grapes, I swear I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!”
The duck slowly nods, turns around, and waddles out.
The following day, the duck walks back into the store as if nothing ever happened. He approaches the counter and asks, “Do you have any nails?”
The clerk frowns. “No… we don’t sell nails either.”
The duck smiles and says, “Great. Got any grapes?”
