12/29/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21621
A frog hops into a bank and approaches the teller. From her nameplate, he sees her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack,” the frog says, “I’d like a $30,000 loan to go on holiday.”
Patty stares at him in disbelief and asks for his name.
“Kermit Jagger,” he replies. “My dad’s Mick Jagger—and it’s fine, I know the bank manager.”
Patty explains that a loan like that requires collateral.
“No problem,” says the frog, pulling out a tiny, perfectly made porcelain elephant—bright pink and barely an inch tall.
Completely baffled, Patty tells him she’ll need to check with the manager and heads to the back office.
She says, “There’s a frog named Kermit Jagger out there who says he knows you and wants to borrow $30,000. He’s offering this as collateral.” She holds up the little pink elephant. “What on earth is this supposed to be?”
The manager looks at it, smiles, and says:
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
