06/16/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22270
Jane, having fully adapted to her life in the jungle, decided it was time to bring a little bit of civilization to their camp. She spent the morning crafting a beautiful, hand-carved wooden bird feeder and hung it proudly on the branch of a massive old oak tree. Tarzan sat on a nearby rock, watching her with deep fascination but utter confusion.
Seeing his curiosity, Jane walked over to explain how it worked. She pointed to the small, circular opening in the wood. “See this little hole,
Tarzan? You just take the birdseed and put it right in here.”
Tarzan scratched his head, looking from the hole to Jane and back again. “Tarzan not understand,” he replied slowly.
“Here, let me show you,” Jane said patiently with a warm smile. She grabbed a handful of seeds from her pouch, stepped up to the tree, and slid them neatly into the opening. “See? You just put it in here.”
Tarzan’s eyes lit up. He nodded slowly, clearly having a lightbulb moment. He stepped up to the oak tree, but instead of picking up the birdseed, he reached down and picked up a long, sturdy stick from the ground.
He marched right up to the birdhouse, aimed the stick directly at the little hole, and jammed it deep inside, wiggling it around vigorously from side to side.
Jane gasped, horrified that he was about to smash her beautiful new creation. “Tarzan, stop! What on earth are you doing?!” she cried out.
Tarzan pulled the stick out, looked at her with perfect, innocent sincerity, and replied:
“Tarzan checking for squirrel.”
