12/31/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21634
A blonde wanders into an empty bar on New Year’s Eve and asks the bartender if she can use his phone to wish her family back in St. Louis a happy New Year.
“Well,” the bartender says, “rates are pretty steep on New Year’s. I’ll need a couple of dollars.”
“Oh no,” she sighs. “I don’t have a penny. This is my first holiday away from my family—what am I supposed to do?”
The bartender thinks for a moment, then smiles. “Why don’t you step back here behind the bar? I’m sure we can figure something out.”
Grateful, the blonde hurries behind the bar just as the bartender unzips his fly. Gesturing downward, he says, “Alright, sweetheart, just put your mouth up to this.”
Eager to comply, she kneels down, leans in, and innocently says, “Hello, Mom?”
