Daily Joke: Before it Starts

A man comes into a bar and yells: “QUICK!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!” The bartender asks: “What started?! What are you talking about?!”

“No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!” He drinks the beer and screams again: “One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!”

“Before what gets started?” asked the bartender. “Never mind!!! Give me my beer!!!” He drinks the second glass and continues: “Third glass!!! Faster!!! Before it gets started!!! Do it!!!

Finally, the bartender asks: “Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?” The man replies: “Damn, it started…”