12/06/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21527
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “See that glass at the far end of the counter? I’ll bet you $100 I can pee into it from right here.”
The bartender accepts, so the man starts urinating everywhere—on the bar, the customers, and even the bartender—everywhere except the glass.
“Ha! You owe me $100,” the bartender says.
“Hold on,” the man replies. He walks over to the pool table, where someone hands him some cash and they both start laughing.
He returns to the bar and gives the bartender the $100. The bartender asks, “Thanks, but what was so funny over there?”
The man answers, “Oh, I just wagered $1000 that I could pee all over your bar, including on you, and you’d still be smiling when it was over.”
