09/26/2026 from Daily Jokes
#22708
Three expats are sitting at a bar in New York, enjoying a few drinks and talking about their favorite pubs back home.
The Scotsman raises his glass and says, “As good as this place is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a little place called McTavish’s. The owner really looks after his regulars. Buy four drinks, and he’ll buy you the fifth.”
The Englishman nods.
“Well, Angus, that’s nothing compared with my local pub in London, The Red Lion. The bartender lets you have your third drink free after you buy the first two.”
The Irishman smiles confidently.
“Ah, lads, you haven’t experienced true Irish hospitality. Back home, in my favorite pub, the moment you walk through the door, they buy you a drink. Then another. In fact, they’ll keep the drinks coming until you’ve had enough. And when you’re ready to call it a night, they’ll even take you upstairs and make sure you have a little company—all on the house!”
The Scotsman and Englishman exchange suspicious looks.
“Really?” asks the Scotsman. “Has this actually happened to you?”
The Irishman takes a sip of his drink and shakes his head.
“Well… not personally.”
The other two stare at him.
The Irishman grins.
“But it has happened to my sister quite a few times!”
