Daily Joke: Strange Neighbor

Once there was a guy named Fred who was in the bathroom. He was sitting there doing his buisiness when some guy goes in the stall next to him.

All of a sudden he says: “Hi, sweetie. How was your day?” Fred was a little weirded out but, being polite, says: “Good.” Then he said: “Is everything going alright?” “Um, yea”, said Fred, now very uncomfortable. The man next to him then said: “Can I come over?” “No.” Fred was just trying to get out of the bathroom. “Why?” the man asked. “Because well, you..” Fred hastened to finish.

Then the guy said, irritated: “Honey I have to call you back. Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering all my questions!”