05/10/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20487
A young, ambitious blonde—short on cash but high on confidence—decided to become a one-woman home improvement service. Armed with charm and determination, she set off door-to-door in a posh neighborhood, offering her “handywoman” skills.
She knocked on the first mansion’s door, and a well-to-do gentleman answered.
“Got any odd jobs I can tackle for you?” she asked sweetly.
He raised an eyebrow and said, “Well, my porch could use a fresh coat of paint. What’ll it cost me?”
She thought for a second. “Fifty bucks sound good?”
“Deal,” the man replied. “Paint and ladders are in the garage.”
Not even an hour later, she rang the bell again.
“You’re done already?” he asked, surprised.
“Yep!” she chirped. “And I had enough paint left to give it two coats!”
The man, genuinely impressed, pulled out his wallet to pay her.
“Oh, and just so you know,” she added with a grin, “that’s not a porch… it’s a Ferrari.”
