05/31/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20569
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant…
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they have never sold bottom deodorant.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here regularly and would like some more.
The shop assistant, knowing full well they don’t sell such an item, smiles and says, “One moment please, I will get the Pharmacist.”
The pharmacist comes out and says, “Can I help you, miss?”
“I would like to buy some bottom deodorant, please,” says the blonde.
“I’m sorry,” says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” insists the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?”
“Yes!” she says, returning shortly with the item.
The pharmacist looks at it and says, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
The annoyed blonde snatches it back and reads the label aloud, “To apply, push up bottom.”
