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Daily Joke: Blondes Misadventure in the Forest A Hilarious Tale of a Train Encounter

04/08/2025 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Blondes Misadventure in the Forest A Hilarious Tale of a Train Encounter

Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting.

They each have a boomstickwith 2 bullets.

They make a fire.

Then the redhead gets up and goes hunting.

She comes back with 2 rabbits.

The other two say, “Wow, where did you get that?”

She says, “I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw rabbits. Rabbits ran. I shot. Rabbits stopped.”

Then the brunette leaves and comes back with a deer.

The other two say, “Wow, Where did you get that?”

She says, “I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw deer. Deer ran. I shot. Deer stopped.”

The blonde leaves and comes crawling back, all bloodied and black and blue.

They others say, “Wow, where did you get that?” She says, “I found tracks. I followed tracks. I saw train. Train ran. I shot. Train didn’t stop.”

Funny +12
-31 Not Funny
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