05/05/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8690
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 AM, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here?” and hung up.
The husband said, “Who was that?”
The wife said, “I don’t know, some woman wanting to know ‘if the coast is clear.”
