05/09/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20481
A blind guy’s chillin’ on a bar stool and hollers to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The guy next to him leans in and whispers, “Buddy… just a heads-up before you get us all killed. The bartender’s blonde. The bouncer’s blonde. I’m blonde. I’m also 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I teach karate on weekends. The guy next to me? He’s 6’2″, 225, plays rugby like it’s a religion. And the dude to your right? He’s 6’5″, built like a fridge, and wrestles bears for fun. We’re all blonde. You sure you wanna tell that joke?”
The blind guy pauses and goes, “Hmm… not if I’ll have to explain it five times.” 😎
