Daily Joke: Hunting

A couple of blonde hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly falls down. She doesn’t seem to be breathing, her eyes are rolled up. The other blonde whips out her cell phone and dials 911. She gasps to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What shall I do?” The operator says in a calm soothing voice, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure she’s dead.”

There is silence, then a shot is heard… The blonde says, “OK, now what?”