11/21/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21470
A blonde and a brunette decided they were going to rob a bank. They came up with what they thought was a brilliant plan and set everything in motion.
The brunette pulled the getaway car right up to the front doors. She turned to the blonde and said, “Alright… you DO remember the plan, right?”
The blonde rolled her eyes. “Yes, yes, I remember!”
Still not convinced, the brunette went over the plan one last time and sent her inside.
Before the blonde closed the car door, the brunette shouted, “Five minutes! In and out!”
The blonde sprinted inside.
The brunette waited… and waited… and waited…
Just when she was about to drive off without her, the bank doors exploded open. The alarm was screaming, and the blonde came stumbling out dragging the entire bank safe behind her, tied to her by a rope like some deranged pet rock.
Hot on her heels was a security guard, pants around his ankles, waddling and shouting while trying to grab his gun.
The blonde huffed and puffed, trying to stuff the safe into the car. Eventually she gave up, dropped it, dove into the passenger seat, and slammed the door just as the brunette hit the gas.
The guard shouted “STOP! STOP!” as they sped away, leaving the safe behind with the rope still neatly tied around it.
The brunette yelled, “What on earth happened in there?!”
Barely catching her breath, the blonde said, “What do you mean? I followed the plan EXACTLY!”
The brunette smacked the steering wheel.
“NO YOU DIDN’T! You were supposed to TIE UP the guard and BLOW the safe — not the other way around!”
