03/07/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21894
A blonde who wanted to earn a little extra money decided she would offer her services as a handyman. She figured there were plenty of small jobs people didn’t want to do themselves, so she made a simple plan: walk around a wealthy neighborhood, knock on doors, and ask homeowners if they needed help with anything.
At the very first house, she knocked on the front door. A well-dressed man answered, and she politely asked, “Hello, sir. I’m offering handyman services today. Do you have any small jobs that need to be done around the house?”
The man thought for a moment and then said, “Well, actually you could paint my porch. How much would you charge for something like that?”
The blonde considered it briefly and replied confidently, “How about fifty dollars?”
The man smiled and agreed to the price right away. “Sounds fair to me,” he said. “You’ll find the paint and the ladders you might need in the garage.”
The blonde nodded and got right to work.
Inside the house, the man’s wife had overheard the conversation through the open window. She looked at her husband with a puzzled expression and said, “Are you sure she understands what she’s agreed to? Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The husband shrugged casually and replied, “She should know. After all, she was standing on the porch when we talked.”
About half an hour later, there was a knock at the door. The man opened it and found the blonde standing there with a satisfied smile on her face.
“Finished already?” he asked in surprise.
“Yes,” she said proudly. “All done! And I even had some paint left over, so I gave it two coats to make sure it looked really nice.”
The man was impressed by how quickly she had completed the job. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his wallet and handed her the fifty dollars they had agreed on.
As she accepted the money, the blonde added with a helpful smile, “Oh, and by the way… that’s not a porch.”
The man looked confused. “It isn’t?”
“No,” she said cheerfully. “It’s a Ferrari.”
