09/24/2018 from Daily Jokes
#11932
A blonde sees a stallion who she’s enamored by. She decides she wants to get up and have a ride, but as usually happens in these situations, things don’t quite go to plan…
Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience.
Soon, she finds herself atop the horse’s back, galloping through a lush green meadow.
Unsuspectingly, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.
Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed, except this time her inexperience gets the better of her.
She’s barely able to hang on.
The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground.
Catastrophe is mere seconds away.
She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden…
… Frank, the Wal-Mart doorman, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.
