05/21/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20526
A guy came back to his beloved BMW, only to discover the front end looked like it had lost a fight with a concrete wall—specifically, the headlights were shattered and the bumper was more crumpled than a rejected job application. There was no trace of the culprit vehicle, but hope flickered in his chest like a struggling flashlight battery when he spotted a note under the windshield wiper.
The note said:
“Oops, I just backed into your car! The people watching are all nodding and smiling right now, thinking I’m being responsible and leaving my details. But surprise! I’m not. You’ve got yourself a ghost in the machine, my friend. Best of luck!”
It was less of an apology and more of a taunting masterpiece.
