07/21/2025 from Daily Jokes
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The chairman of a big company found his car wouldn’t start, so he called the car pool.
A cheerful voice answered, “Car pool!”
The chairman asked, “What cars do you have available?”
The voice replied, “Vans for factory runs, Mondeos for sales, BMWs for directors… and one big fancy Mercedes for Fatty, our chairman.”
The chairman snapped, “Do you know who you’re speaking to?”
“No,” the voice replied.
“This is your chairman.”
The voice paused and said, “Do you know who you’re speaking to?”
“No,” said the chairman.
“Good,” said the voice. “So long, Fatty.”
