Daily Joke: Pulled Over (again)

A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the  police.  “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your  car?” asks the cop.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The  juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches  masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” says the  driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test  they’re giving now!”