10/29/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21375
A sleek, black limo rolled up to a red light and idled like it owned the road which, given its price tag, it practically did. Moments later, a humble Mini Cooper sputtered in beside it, looking like it had just survived a round of musical chairs with garden gnomes.
From the back of the limo, a businessman in a suit so expensive it probably had its own passport leaned out the window. “Behold!” he announced, as if unveiling the eighth wonder of the world. “This isn’t just a car it’s a rolling palace! ABS brakes, airbags for everyone (even the invisible emotional support corgi), climate control that reads your mood, a satellite TV embedded in the ceiling, photochromatic glass that tans for you, a mini-bar stocked with artisanal disappointment, and an onboard computer so smart it files my taxes and judges my life choices!”
The Mini driver blinked. “Cool. But… does it have a video screen?”
The light turned green. The limo glided away in dignified silence except for the businessman’s ego, which was quietly sobbing in the back seat.
Mortified by this glaring omission (how would he ever watch The Great British Bake Off in traffic again?), he stormed into the dealership that very afternoon and demanded a state-of-the-art video screen installed gold-plated remote included.
A few days later, fate (or terrible city planning) brought them together again at the same traffic light. This time, the Mini was parked on the curb, windows fogged up like it was hosting a sauna party, with steam curling out of a cracked window.
The businessman couldn’t resist. He leapt from his limo, strode over, and rapped sharply on the Mini’s window.
After a long pause, the window slid down just enough to reveal a very damp, very annoyed Mini driver wrapped in a towel, shampoo still in his hair.
“I got a DVD player!” the businessman declared triumphantly.
The Mini driver stared. Then groaned.
“Dude… you pulled me out of the shower… for that?!”
And with that, he rolled up the window, cranked the hot water back on, and left the limo and its very confused owner steaming in more ways than one.
