09/24/2022 from Daily Jokes
#16438
A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week.
He sat down, looking tired, & unhappy.
His 3-year-old daughter came to him and goes:
Daddy, Mummy has just gone out.”
Daddy: “Where has she gone to?
Baby: “To do her hair”.
Daddy: “OK”.
Baby: “Daddy, are you annoyed.”
Daddy: “Not at all. Why do you ask?
Baby: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, if you smile to me now I will tell you who sleeps with Mummy on her bed each time you travel.”
The man became very anxious, breathing heavily and his heart was just pounding, believing that the cat was going to be let out of the bag.
He quickly oozed out a very broad smile, hugged the small girl pulled her closer to himself.
Daddy: “Oya tell me now, I’ve smiled. You want me to smile again.”
He kept on smiling.
Baby: Smiled, jumped up twice & said. Daddy, it’s me. And I have stopped urinating on Mommy’s bed…
