08/04/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8458
A little boy was sitting outside a store eating one snickers candy bar after another, when an older man walked up and said: “You shouldn’t be eating so much candy, it’ll rot your teeth, it’s just bad for you to eat so much candy.”
The little boy looked up and said: “My grandfather lived to be 95 years old”. The older man asked: “Oh? by eating snickers candy bars?” The little boy said: “No……by minding his own business.”
