02/04/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20107
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me:
“Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?”
“Erm, I don’t know” I replied
“Mickey Mouse” he replied laughing
“Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs”
“Donald Duck” I replied
“No, all ducks you idiot”
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