02/19/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10100
The Sunday School lesson for the first graders was on the plan of salvation. The teacher asked, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
“No!” all the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “No!”
“Well,” she continued, “then how can I get to heaven?”
One boy confidently answered, “You’ve gotta be dead!”
