12/05/2024 from DailyJokes
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A 15-year-old rolled up at home in a shiny Porsche, leaving his parents in shock.
“Where did you get that car?!” they yelled.
“I bought it,” the boy replied calmly.
“With what money?” his parents demanded. “We know what a Porsche costs!”
“This one was just $15,” he said, shrugging.
His parents were baffled. “Who sells a Porsche for $15!?”
“The lady up the street,” the boy explained. “She said I could have it for $15 when I rode by on my bike.”
Panicked, the mother exclaimed, “She must be out of her mind! John, go figure this out!”
The father marched to the woman’s house, finding her peacefully gardening. He demanded to know why she sold the car for $15.
With a smirk, she said, “My husband called from Hawaii. Turns out, he ran off with his secretary, and she cleaned him out. Broke and
stranded, he begged me to sell his Porsche and send him the money… So, I did exactly what he asked.”