04/01/2019 from Daily Jokes
#12581
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl aged about six years old.
Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked: “Are you a cop?”
“Yes,” I answered, and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?”
‘Yes, that’s right,” I told her.
“Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot toward me. “Would you please tie my shoe?'”
