05/20/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20523
A little boy came sprinting out of the bathroom, bawling his eyes out.
His dad rushed over and asked, “Whoa, what’s wrong, buddy?”
Sniffling, the kid wailed, “I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet!”
The dad sighed, “Alright, calm down. We’ll just toss it and get a new one.”
So he bravely fished the toothbrush out of the toilet (with a heroic grimace) and tossed it into the trash. When he walked back into the bathroom, he found the boy holding another toothbrush.
Dad squinted and said, “Wait a second… isn’t that my toothbrush?”
The boy nodded solemnly and whispered,
“Yeah… and we should probably throw this one out too… because it fell in the toilet four days ago .”
