06/29/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20763
Little Johnny took a child to the barber shop.
He got his own hair cut, then told the barber, “You cut the kid’s hair — I’m just going to buy some vegetables.”
The barber gave the child a haircut, but Little Johnny never came back.
After a long wait, the barber asked the kid, “Where did your older brother go?”
The child replied, “He wasn’t my older brother.”
Barber asked, “Then who was he?”
The Child replied, “I don’t know. I was just playing in the street when he came and said,
‘Come, I’ll get you a free haircut.’”
