11/25/2024 from Daily Jokes
#19484
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited.
“Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to this dude’s house, and the guy had toilets made of pure gold!”
“No way!” Joe says.
“Yes way,” insists Fred. “Come with me and check it out for yourself if you don’t believe me.”
Twenty minutes later, they’re ringing the doorbell at the place.
A middle-aged lady opens the door, and Fred eagerly asks, “Hi! I’m sorry to bother you, but there was a party at your house yesterday, and my friend doesn’t believe
that you have toilet bowls of pure gold!”
The lady looks at him for a moment and then yells into the house:
“Roger, the pig that sht in your trombone is here!”