02/16/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21809
Billy Bob and Luther were sitting on the porch one lazy afternoon, passing the time and chatting about life, when Billy Bob suddenly sighed and said, “You know, Luther, I think I’m about due for another vacation. But this year, I’ve decided I’m gonna do things a little differently. The last few years, I followed your advice on where to go every time.”
He leaned back in his chair and started counting on his fingers. “Three years ago, you told me I oughta go to Hawaii. Sounded perfect, so I went. Sure enough, while I was gone, Earline ended up pregnant.”
He shook his head and continued. “Then two years ago, you said the Bahamas was the place to be. So off I went to the Bahamas. And wouldn’t you know it… Earline got pregnant again.”
Billy Bob chuckled and added, “Last year, you recommended Tahiti. I figured third time’s the charm, right? But nope. Darned if Earline didn’t end up pregnant again while I was away.”
Luther laughed and asked, “Well, Billy Bob, what are you planning to do differently this year?”
Billy Bob grinned and said, “This year, I’m taking Earline with me.”
