12/17/2021 from Daily Jokes
#15514
A British soldier returns from war after 4 years against the Germans.
His faithful wife, longing for sex all these years, dresses up in her sheerest lingerie, hoping to entice her returning husband.
She waits by the door as her husband enters and her lingerie gently slips off her body and she stands there naked.
“Darling, look what the wind blew away”, she says seductively.
The husband, looking sad and dejected, drops his pants, and says “Sweetheart, look what the Germans blew away.”
