01/28/2026 from Daily Jokes
#21737
An elderly man has been struggling with impotence and can’t satisfy his wife. He’s tried everything—pills, oils, supplements—anything he could find. He searched online, consulted countless so-called experts, but nothing helped.
Frustrated, he confides in a close friend. The friend says, “I know a witch doctor who has a remedy. Go see her—she might be able to help.”
The old man visits the witch doctor and explains his situation.
“I have exactly what you need,” she says, handing him a potion. “Drink this. When the moment comes, say ‘one, two, three,’ and your problem will be solved. When you’re finished, your partner must say ‘one, two, three, four,’ and it will all end. You may only use this potion once every full moon.”
Thrilled, the man rushes home.
That night, as things begin to heat up, he turns to his wife and confidently says, “one, two, three.” Instantly, he’s as firm as he was at eighteen. He turns toward her, ready to go.
His wife stares at him in amazement and says, “Wow, that looks impressive—but why did you say ‘one, two, three’?”
