11/20/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21467
A blind man loved exploring new places, so one day he decided to check out Texas. When he arrived at his hotel, he felt around the bed and said, “Good grief… this thing is massive!”
The bellhop grinned. “Welcome to Texas, sir. EVERYTHING is bigger here!”
Later, the man went down to the bar, climbed onto a barstool the size of a small mountain, and ordered a beer.
The bartender placed a mug in his hands. “Holy smokes, this thing is huge!”
The bartender chuckled. “Sir, EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”
After a few oversized drinks, the blind man asked where the bathroom was.
“Second door on the right,” the bartender said.
Unfortunately, the blind man wandered through the third door instead—straight into the swimming pool. He popped up thrashing and yelling at the top of his lungs:
“Don’t flush! DON’T FLUSH!!!”
