04/23/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20420
When a dad was left home alone with his toddler daughter for a few weeks, he was amazed by how well she adapted. Especially cute was her newfound love for playing tea party.
Every evening while he watched TV, she would toddle over with a tiny plastic cup and say, “Tea time, Daddy!” He’d take a sip of the clear water and exclaim, “Mmm, delicious!”—making her giggle and beam with pride.
When his wife finally returned, he couldn’t wait to show off how their little girl had been taking such good care of him.
As if on cue, the little one came bouncing in with her tea set and handed her dad a cup.
He sipped it dramatically. “Still the best tea in the world!”
His wife watched the scene and smiled… until she asked calmly:
“Honey… have you ever wondered where she’s been getting the water from?”
“The only place she can reach is the toilet.”
