02/13/2018 from Daily Jokes
#11093
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord, “God, what does a million years mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A minute.”
The man then asks, “And what does a million dollars mean to you?”
The Lord replies, “A penny.”
Then he asks,”Can I have a penny?” The Lord replies, “In a minute.”
