05/22/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20531
Mike was obsessed with his new fitness tracker. It told him how many steps he took, how many calories he burned, and even how many times he blinked.
One day, his wife, Susan, asked him, “How many steps did you take today?”
Mike looked at his tracker and proudly said, “17,000!”
Susan rolled her eyes. “Wow, that’s impressive. Did you walk to the fridge 17,000 times?”
Mike paused. “Well… I did have to walk to the bathroom a few times, so maybe that’s it.”
Later that evening, the tracker buzzed. It said, “You’re 10,000 steps behind your daily goal.”
Mike sighed. “Great, now even my gadgets are judging me.”
Susan winked and said, “Don’t worry, honey. Maybe tomorrow you’ll get your steps in—if you can find the remote before it’s time for bed.”
