05/06/2025 from Daily Jokes
#20469
A circus owner strolls into a bar and notices a crowd gathered around a table, completely mesmerized. Curious, he squeezes through the onlookers and sees the spectacle: a duck tap dancing on an upside-down pot. The sight is so bizarre and delightful, the owner is instantly hooked.
“Who owns this duck?” he asks.
A deal is struck after some haggling, and the circus owner walks away $10,000 lighter, proud new owner of both the duck and the pot.
Three days later, he storms back into the bar, furious.
“That duck is a scam!” he shouts. “I put him on that pot in front of a packed house—not a single step! Just stood there like a statue!”
The previous owner raises an eyebrow and calmly asks, “Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”
